February 2012
14 posts
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
January 2012
72 posts
“Rack City bitch, Rack Rack City bitch.
Ten, ten, ten, twenties on ya titties...”
– Mark Twain (via ronstormer)
lahoorah:
bloodywellstammer:
volpesvolpes:
davekatwhisperer:
r0nswans0n:
Guys.
There’s only one way to get back at the FBI for shutting down Megavideo.
we’re going to steal the declaration of independence
laurenzie:
thedukeoflions:
nanru:
things I can single-handedly do better than the american government
run a government
get people to like me
run a government
run a government
understand most of the people’s views
run a government
yep
You say these things now, but we all know that a person’s IQ seems to drop 50 percent the moment they step into office.
Amanda is dumb.
thiswillselfdistructin5:
She likes Nickleback.
Shes wrong about everything.
She likes Avatar: the Last Airbender.
She Likes Mean Girls.
Eli is dumb.
letstakeashower:
He’s never seen Mean Girls.
He doesn’t like Avatar: The Last Airbender
He hates Harry Potter
He’s a big doodoo head.
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WUB WUB WUB WUBUBUBUB SKREEEE CHICHITIKA WUB WUB BOOMODOP WUB WUBWUOOP SKRSKR TCH TAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBUBUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB BOOM WUB WUB WUB
moriarteas:
what i learned in boating school is ███ ██ █████
We the jury find the defendant
OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
There's really only one way to deal with this SOPA...
We steal the Declaration of Independence.
